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35 guides and brand reviews · last checked 1 September 2026

Guides

Written from manufacturers’ own documents, published lab certificates, statutes and peer-reviewed research — all linked, so you can check us. We don’t run lab tests, and we say where the evidence runs out.

The rule we write by

If a study says something alarming and turns out to be wrong, we say that too — even when the alarming version would get more clicks. Several of the guides below exist specifically to correct a story that travelled further than the evidence behind it.

Quick answers

Short, answer-first pages with the products we score, the photos and the sources. Written October 2026.

Q1

The best non-toxic cookware in Australia

Four uncoated stainless sets tie at 85/100. Cast iron and Australian iron follow.

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Q2

Is Teflon safe?

Inert at normal heat. The real risk is an empty pan on high heat, and PTFE is itself a PFAS.

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Q3

Ceramic vs stainless steel cookware

Stainless hides nothing. Ceramic coatings keep their recipe secret. Solid ceramic is different again.

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Q4

Is cast iron safe?

No coating and no PFAS. It does add iron to food, and enamel is the unknown.

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Q5

The safest cookware, by material

The uncoated leaders, ranked on what their makers publish.

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Q6

Is HexClad safe?

Stainless ridges over a non-stick coating whose chemistry is never stated.

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Q7

Glass air fryers: is the basket actually glass?

Only one states it has no food-contact coating.

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Q8

Stainless steel air fryers

Where the stainless actually is, and where it isn’t.

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Q9

Is the Ninja Crispi safe?

A glass container with a coated plate under the food.

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Q10

Glass water bottles

Glass is inert. The cap your mouth touches is the real question.

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Q11

Non-toxic water bottles

Plain steel or glass, and a lid whose plastic has a name.

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Q12

Glass food storage containers

The glass is rarely the issue. The lid is.

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Q13

Enamel cast iron

No PTFE, but no maker publishes what is in the enamel.

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Q14

Air fryers without Teflon

One states no coating at all. Three name PTFE.

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Q15

Stanley Quencher

18/8 steel, a plastic lid and straw, and a lead seal under the base.

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Q16

Owala FreeSip

Steel body, a plastic lid you drink through, and a lead-free solder claim.

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Q17

Le Creuset skillet

Enamelled cast iron. The enamel recipe is not published.

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Q18

Le Creuset vs Staub

Two enamelled cast iron makers, scored side by side.

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Q19

GreenPan Valencia Pro

Ceramic non-stick, no PTFE, and what the coating claims rest on.

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Q20

Solidteknics AUS-ION

One-piece seasoned iron, made in Sydney.

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Q21

Fissler, line by line

Which Fissler pans are bare steel, and which are PTFE.

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PFAS and microplastics, where they actually meet

Two contamination stories that get told separately — and one material that belongs to both. Written September 2026 from the current literature.

Reading the label

What the words on the box are actually claiming — and what they leave out.

The research, checked

Studies people quote at you, read properly — including the ones that got weaker on inspection.

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Non-toxic cutting boards: the study says the opposite

Every “switch to wood” article cites the same 2023 paper. That paper found wooden boards shed four to twenty-two times more particles than plastic ones.

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11

Water filters and the microplastics certification

NSF/ANSI 401 certifies microplastic reduction with a test for particles 0.5 to 1 micron. Its own definition of a microplastic starts at 1 micron.

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12

Microplastics testing: what $598 buys you

A consumer water test costs $598 and will not tell you what the plastic is. The lab’s own page says the most abundant particles are the hardest to detect.

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13

What is your air fryer basket coated with?

We read the pages for 56 air fryers. Most either name no material at all or admit a coating exists and never say what it is.

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14

Which Pyrex have you got? The warranty tells you

Pyrex sold in Australia is two different glasses under one name. Ten years means French borosilicate; two years means American soda-lime.

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15

Kmart, Big W, Target and Kogan: who tells you what it’s made of?

We scored 72 products from Australia’s biggest retailers on materials. The online discounter beat the shops with the big names.

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16

Are black plastic utensils safe?

The study that made people bin their spatulas was corrected twice. The chemicals are real; the exposure figure was wrong by about forty-fold.

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17

Is it safe to microwave plastic containers?

The “two billion nanoplastics” figure is a real measurement, quoted almost everywhere without the limitations its own authors listed.

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Is ceramic non-stick actually safe?

It is genuinely PTFE-free. It is also not really ceramic, and the recipe is a trade secret.

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Is recycled plastic food packaging safe?

Recycled plastic carries whatever was in the plastic it used to be. The UN said so in May 2026. The concern is specific, not general.

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Rules that affect what you can buy

Statutes, bans and labelling duties — with the dates checked against the law rather than someone’s summary.

Practical

What we’d actually do, in a real kitchen, this week.

Brand reviews

The same rubric, one brand at a time — what each company publishes, and what it won’t.

Original research

Work nobody else has done, because it is tedious and nobody pays for it.

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